People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny by the powers of Grayskull! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! YES! Yes… I feel it, the power… fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am… I am a part of the cosmos! The power flows… Flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are NOTHING to me! The universe is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! and I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE! I… am… a… GOD! Now. You… will… KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!
Baldy is actually a biker who is a regular at the shitty bar down the road. Sorry for the confusion.
“Mom, why the hell did you bring that here with us to eat lunch?” – It’s ok hunny. That’s Sharon. She works over in the petites section. She’s a very private person.
That seems quite rude. Looks like Santa is going to have to take all of his shit back.