IT’S ALL BAD

THE NAME GAME: AUDIO SCIENCE

The A Knight’s Tale and 40 Days and 40 Nights star Shannyn Sossamon named her son Audio Science, saying, “We wanted a word not a name, so my boyfriend read through the dictionary three or four times. We were going to call him Science, but thought it might get shortened to Sci, as in Simon.”

HAPPY V-DAY!

We figured we wouldn’t depress you today with another story of a shitty parent, so instead we posted this cute little guy to show you how much he loves his parents!

BERT ON PARENTING

“Take her head and put it by your heart. She wants to suckle.”