I wish I had this kid’s balls…wait…that didn’t sound right. You know what I mean.
You may have heard of Courtney Stodden, the 16 year old who two years ago rose to fame by marrying then 51 year old actor Doug Hutchison – more commonly known as the douchebag from The Green Mile. Stodden, now 18, received her parents permission to marry Hutchison at 16.. because apparently you’re not a pedophile if the parents are cool with it. Well, we think we’ve figured out why the parents were okay with it.. they’re creeps too! You may be shocked to learn that the greasy old man slapping Courtney’s ass and kissing her on the red carpet isn’t her creep old husband, it’s her creepy old father.
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