10 ILLEGAL BABY NAMES

Courtesy of: Yahoo! Lifestyle UK
1) Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii (New Zealand)
New Zealand law bans names which could cause offence to a ‘reasonable’ person. Good thing too – the country is a stupid name hotspot. We found a couple from the islands who tried and failed to call their son ’4Real’, but nothing beats the ridiculous moniker above. It belonged to a 9-year-old girl before a judge had her renamed during a custody battle. ‘It makes a fool of the child,’ he said. It certainly made application forms a pain in the butt.
Has New Zealand banned any other names? Oh yes. The judge listed some that were also blocked: Fish and Chips (twins), Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit. Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence were allowed. Make the jump for the rest of these strange names.. › Continue reading
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PASSED OUT WITH YOUR SHOES ON

Babies are very similar to excessively drunk people in a lot of ways, but I don’t think we should go so far as to invoke the “passed out with your shoes on, fair game” policy.. it just seems too easy.
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