Although the comments will probably soon be filled with explanations of how this is a memorial for some person that died because of power-tripping police officers with more bullets than brains, I can at this moment freely assume that this is a birthday party for the child of the mafia. Shit, even I don’t believe that. Anyone know what this is about?
All it takes is a little electrical tape or a marker and your child can go out as one of the scariest people in history.
A 36 year old Grand Chute woman has been charged with felony child abuse after choking her 11 year old daughter not once, but twice. Why would someone choke an 11 year old girl you ask? Because her football team lost. No seriously, the woman choked her daughter in a hotel room after the Packers lost their game against Kansas City. To be fair, it ruined their perfect record.. that justifies choking your daughter, right? Oh! And to show that this woman is pure trash, she’s also been charged with misdemeanor counts of bail jumping and disorderly conduct. Keep reading for the full news story.. › Continue reading
Early bird gets the.. cigarette? I guess with that whole “pizza being a vegetable” fiasco this could probably pass as part of a balanced breakfast in some states.
Submitted by Dee