To be fair, everyone did say they wanted a nice, “family meal”.
Mom, can you take a picture of my ass in these panties and send it to every boy in my high school? Thaaaaaanks!
According to the video, she scored 35 touchdowns on 232 carries, totaling 1,911 yards and averaging 8.2 yards per carry. She also added 65 tackles, just for good measure.