Baby Booze
01.11.
PASSED OUT WITH YOUR SHOES ON
Babies are very similar to excessively drunk people in a lot of ways, but I don’t think we should go so far as to invoke the “passed out with your shoes on, fair game” policy.. it just seems too easy.
01.07.
WHITE TRASH POST-BIRTH ABORTION?
Seems like something one of those dummies featured on our sister site WhiteTrashRepairs.com would do after slamming.. less than half a quart of vodka? I know that since I’m a Canadian my view on alcohol consumption/tolerance is a bit skewed, but unless that baby was the one doing the drinking, nobody should be drunk enough to think this was a good idea.
12.19.
DRINK UP
I’ve actually seen a friend try to suck spilled booze out of a carpet.. unlike the parents of this young fella, we stopped him.