Bad Babysitting
10.28.
NUMBER ONE DAD
I hate to spark this debate again, but this is just another example as to why these shouldn’t exist. I understand that it provides some sort of benefits you apparently can not get from holding your child the way nature intended, but my mother raised 3 boys and babysat up to 10 other children at once, all without the help of a child carrier or leash.
10.28.
GOOD TILL THE LAST DROP
Ahh the future party guy, always celebrated when entering a room the Party Guy is loved by all for drinking way too much and always being in good spirits.
10.27.
BABY TOSS
Similar to the egg toss, only with much more severe consequences. This game is best played over shallow waters to give a false sense of security to the parents throwing their child around.