Bad Babysitting
10.20.
THE PARKING GARAGE
There’s probably a more appropriate place to do this then in front of an exhibit at a car show.. but he’s got a small bladder and if Seinfeld has taught me anything, he could have gotten Uromysotysis poisoning and died! Is that what you want you bunch of baby killers?
10.20.
VINTAGE PROUD PARENTS
I would normally assume this is staged, but that’s a pretty ugly child so this might actually be plausible.
10.19.
THE GATEWAY DRUG
Sure, it starts with a harmless bong hit at 6 months to “mellow you out” or to help you fit in at daycare, but he’ll really regret that first hit when he’s 13 months old looking like he’s at least 3 years, sprawled across some cardboard boxes behind the old Dunkin’ Donuts offering hand jobs for crack.