Bad Babysitting
10.17.
IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER

Just kidding, nobody loves them.. that’s why they’re strippers! Especially ones that will dance above infants.
10.17.
WHAT A TOOL

At least this Proud Father labels himself correctly, he’s definitely a tool.
10.16.
FREE BABYSITTER

Well not free, you have to buy the tape and invest your valuable time.. but after that, he’s stuck to that wall until you feel he’s ready to have freedom again!