Bad Babysitting
10.01.
SAVE A HORSE

Ride an Alligator? I don’t think so.. remember how when you were young, sometimes you could ride the dog? Well this is what happens when you’re parents are idiots.
09.28.
DISCOUNT BABYSITTING

Although I’m sure your technique is recommended in all the childcare books, I think I’d rather invest the 50 dollars a week to have a 13 year old come watch my kid.
09.27.
JUGGALO BABY

I’m not sure if that’s her father.. but regardless, Juggalo’s don’t make good baby sitters.