Bad Babysitting
08.25.
Yep, that’s definitely a penis
At first I assumed this was going to be one of those kids that grows up drawing dicks all over everything, but since this is detailed enough to have what looks like a pee-hole at the tip, I’m going to say dad did this. Or a very thirsty mama.
07.15.
Apparently they went through the drive-thru like this
Because eating in a fast food restaurant is for peasants.