Hazey Baby
10.21.
GOT A LIGHT?
Oh to be catered like that.. Word on the street is that he drinks from boobs and has a woman that wipes his arse for him, too. Paradise I tells ya, paradise.
10.19.
THE GATEWAY DRUG
Sure, it starts with a harmless bong hit at 6 months to “mellow you out” or to help you fit in at daycare, but he’ll really regret that first hit when he’s 13 months old looking like he’s at least 3 years, sprawled across some cardboard boxes behind the old Dunkin’ Donuts offering hand jobs for crack.
10.14.
PUFF, PUFF, PASS
Looks like she’s upset daddy is bogarting the super joint – don’t worry dear, with your tiny lungs I’m sure the second hand stone will get you.