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12.04.

THE NAME GAME: HOPPER JACK

On top of having two celeb parents, Hopper Jack is named after Penn’s friends Dennis Hopper and Jack Nicholson.

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12.03.

THE NAME GAME: HARLEY QUINN

It should surprise no one that the ultimate comic book nerd’s child is named after the joker’s girlfriend in the Batman comic series.

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12.02.

THE SQUIRREL

Good thinking Dad! Videotaping your daughter playing with a dead squirrel is a much better idea than taking the damn thing away and throwing it into the trash. Maybe after you do that, you can take down to the methadone clinic to see if she can find some dirty syringes to play with.

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