Proud Father
10.13.
WoW PARENT
No, we don’t mean we’re impressed with the awesome multitasking skills you’ve obtained since having a child. We’re making an assumption about you based on your prioritizing of sleeping infant and your computer – the type of neglect only a World of Warcraft parent could provide.
10.12.
ENJOY THE VIEW..
..of your fathers sweaty back. Sorry kid, no memories of this trip for you.
10.11.
SEATBELTS EVERYONE
There’s about as much logic behind this as those idiots that think they can hold the mattress to the roof of their car. I’m sure everyone in this situation would be a whole lot safer if he had both hands for steering, but based on those jean shorts. safety is not this guys number one concern.