Proud Mother
07.18.
Thanks Mom!

Perhaps this is one suited for our friends over at AwkwardMessages.com? Really though, don’t you think that’s an awkward joke to make to your mom?
2 CommentsSon: haha Thanks for that mom…
Mom: I meant a virgin whatever you are drinking. Clean up your thoughts.
07.18.
Bikini Bottom
Even if you bang your head on that wall so hard that you break it, this memory will never go away.
8 Comments07.13.
Nature’s Gifts
Why does this watermelon taste like placenta? Oh God!!!
10 Comments
