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BABY TOSS


Similar to the egg toss, only with much more severe consequences. This game is best played over shallow waters to give a false sense of security to the parents throwing their child around.

12 Comments to BABY TOSS

  1. Sigh….Just sigh….

  2. Tazmom on October 27th, 2011
  3. “Why don’t we take a break from drinking and cool off by tossing the baby around in the water”!

  4. Amy on October 27th, 2011
  5. A lot of parents do this-we did it with our boys and they loved it. Yes, there is a slight possibility that the child might get hurt. There is a chance that an infant will get hurt 100% of the time. Stupid parents are the reason most children get hurt. We never dropped one of ours, they have above average IQ’s and they are still adrenaline junkies. Our grandkids are as well.

  6. No tolerance for fools on October 28th, 2011
  7. Some people just don’t deserve to have kids!! Freaking morons. That kid kid is probably scared out of his mind. Let throw you around like that. Oh we can’t because your to freakin FAT!!

  8. Mansack on October 30th, 2011
  9. We have done this with both our children. Our daughter loves it. The worse that could happen is the child does a belly flop. Now I have never done it is the ocean where a current could make a big disaster, but pools are fun! Kids love it. Not anymore dangerous than riding a bike and falling and breaking an arm or leg….

  10. BekInTX on November 4th, 2011
  11. [...] SHOW OFF Tossing your child is one thing, launching him is a completely different situation. Yes, this is probably photoshopped, but this one isn’t! [...]

  12. SHOW OFF | The Proud Parents :: Parent Fails on November 16th, 2011
  13. The problem nowadays is that the stuff we thought was fun when we were kids is now banned because we grew up and for some reason figured how we were raised wasn’t good enough. Children live insanely sheltered lives, don’t get exposed to any bacteria (big retard idea since now we’ll have more super bugs that grew tolerances to antibiotics we made instead of naturally in the body), and in the end, end up being useless little trolls that sit on sites like this and giggles themselves stupid writing comments about how bad people are.

  14. mrwhyte on November 16th, 2011
  15. Are you people retarded? Wait, don’t answer that. These two comments made me more scared for the human race than anything I’ve ever read:

    “A lot of parents do this-we did it with our boys and they loved it. Yes, there is a slight possibility that the child might get hurt. We never dropped one of ours, they have above average IQ’s and they are still adrenaline junkies.”

    Oh really? Might get hurt? Are you serious? And who tested your kid’s IQ’s, the internet?

    “We have done this with both our children. Our daughter loves it. The worse that could happen is the child does a belly flop.”

    That’s the worst? Not drowning, breaking a neck, breaking an arm, leg, fracturing a rib because it slipped out of someone’s wet hands…none of the above?

  16. Sherry on November 23rd, 2011
  17. My son loved this as a child, My dad and uncle use to throw me off the diving board and someone would catch me below. Never did it in the ocean probably wouldnt either cause of the waves. but other than that i see no problem.

  18. Jessica on December 2nd, 2011
  19. I agree, Sherry! If you remember being thrown, you are not remembering being thrown as an infant. Infants don’t ride bikes! Infants don’t sustain belly flops!

  20. Melissa on December 2nd, 2011
  21. My dad/uncles did this with me when I was a baby and a toddler in the pool on family vacations. Obviously don’t remember as a baby but as a toddler I remember LOVING it.

    We also have pictures of me in the ocean as a baby, and my mom and dad talk about my grandpa and other family members taking me out on the water.

    I’m not dead, sustained a few injuries as a child but never anything serious and grew up to be a healthy, well adjusted adult who isn’t afraid of my own shadow.

    When I have kids, they aren’t going to be bubble wrapped.

  22. Kate on December 3rd, 2011
  23. Oh!Oh!Oh! Me!Me!Me!

  24. puckfreak on December 31st, 2011

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