A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Obama came on the TV. After a few sips he looked up at the screen and mumbled, “Now there is the biggest horse’s ass I’ve ever seen.”
Immediately a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over, decked him and left. A few minutes later, the man was finishing his beer when Michelle Obama appeared on the TV. “She’s a horse’s ass too,” he said.
A customer from the other end of the bar got up, walked over and knocked him off his stool. “Fuck!” the man said, climbing back up to the bar. “This must be Obama country.”