How To Get Your Kids To Clean Their Rooms

My dearest Emily,

I came by tonight to retrieve your tooth and leave your payment – however, because of the condition of your bedroom, I had a horrible time even getting to your bed safely. Once there, I was unable to locate the tooth pillow due to the amount of pillows, blankets, and bodies in your bed.

I will have to come by on a different night – perhaps you can take the time between now and then to properly clean and organize your room. I bet if you ask your mother NICELY, she will even help you to do it.

Much love,

The Tooth Fairy

7 Comments to How To Get Your Kids To Clean Their Rooms

1. 

   That’s brilliant! Smart and creative parent(s) doing a great job.
sniizy on February 22nd, 2013
2. 

   The Tooth Fairy has spoken!
Nonono on February 22nd, 2013
3. 

   I wonder if this would work on a 21 year old college student?
jag on February 23rd, 2013
4. 

   clever girl…
awesome on February 25th, 2013
5. 

   Awesome, but…bodies?????
ace on February 27th, 2013
6. 

   this is a little kid, right? if not then WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE BODIES ON A LITTLE KID’S BED!?
mordred on March 8th, 2013
7. 

   Great idea..wonder if it would still work on my older kids. The answer to the last two comments before mine is- bodies most likely meant stuffed animals or the kid had a sleepover. Why can’t you people focus and pay attention?
gemini on March 11th, 2013

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