FOREVER ALONE

THE HAPPY COUPLE

If you see this on the family truck, mom and dad probably aren’t going to patch things up. That, or they’re trying to get featured on YouDriveWhat.com.

MISSED CURFEW

Yeah! Sleep outside like the piece of shit that you are! Oh, and in the morning? No pancakes OR waffles! You’ll be lucky if I slide some oatmeal under the crack of the door for you.

PANTRY RAID

I guess when you don’t live at the beach you gotta make your own sand somehow. I applaud their effort.