Early bird gets the.. cigarette? I guess with that whole “pizza being a vegetable” fiasco this could probably pass as part of a balanced breakfast in some states.
Submitted by Dee
Another one for the family photo album – duck lips included, free of charge.
We here at TheProudParents.com understand that it’s some times difficult to obtain or afford a babysitter, and at some point someone is going to be taking their kids to a bachelor/bachelorette party.. however, when you do you probably shouldn’t allow them to watch the disgustingly slutty antics going on at said party. Actually.. looking at the picture again, all I can see is children. Why are there so many c–k cakes around these kids!?!