Child UN-Safety Seat
01.22.
BABY HANGER

I’d imagine the informercial for this product includes cut scenes of people dropping babies in toilets.. and perhaps offering homeless people money to watch their kids while they poop! Someone get me on this marketing team, and Vince Offer’s number.
01.21.
BAD BABYSITTING

Someone heard about how TV’s were common babysitters.. I think they took it a bit too literal.
01.20.
WE GOT TUMBLR

Tumblr is full of boobies and things, so we joined up! And decided to use this trashy mom as our way of saying “come tumble with us!”