Child UN-Safety Seat
12.11.
PROUD PARENT AWARD

If we ever give one away, this is what it will look like. Can anyone identify this naked statue that’s kicking all these kid’s asses?
12.11.
SINFUL SUNDAY

“Shhhhh, let mommy curl up on the bathroom sink to take a sexy picture.. maybe I can find you a new daddy with these hot shots!”
12.09.
THAT’S NOT SAFE

I’m pretty sure they started making children’s pumpkin carving sets because of people like this.