Messy
01.22.
How To Upgrade Your Dog:
First, draw a circle around his eye like in the commercial. From there, do whatever the hell you want.
01.21.
The Sad Clown
Sad because she got busted drawing on her face, happy because she does her makeup better than half the clowns out there.
01.21.
Why Even Bother Buying Toys?
The animals love the box, the kids love the packing materials… next Christmas, just buy yourself a PS4 and let them play with the garbage.