Proud Father
11.25.
DISCOUNT HALLOWEEN COSTUME

Don’t worry about the little guy’s eyes getting damaged, they’re not that important anyways.
11.25.
GONE FISHING

Why call the city when you can just hang your son down the man hole by his ankles? That’s tax dollars saved right there.
11.24.
THE NAME GAME: LUCIFER
Naming your new bundle of joy Lucifer has been banned by New Zealand’s names registrar after three parents had the odd request knocked back. The country’s Registrar of Births, Deaths and Marriages has been cracking down on moms and dads getting too creative with their children’s names, ruling out punctuation marks such as . (Full Stop), * (Asterisk) and / (presumably “Slash”). I personally think it would be pretty awesome to see daily reactions from random people who see/hear the name. Click here to check out the article »
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