Proud Mother
01.02.
PROUD PARENTS: IN THE NEWS

I’ve seen this picture before and questioned it’s authenticity, but after having so many fans submit it we decided to do some research. As it turns out, this picture, the woman and the cigarette she’s smoking are all real, as well as her complaint about the fear of the jack hammers hurting her unborn child. Which do you think is worse?
12.30.
MULTITASKING

..is never a good idea when it involves your child and taking nude pictures.
12.29.
HATERS GONNA HATE

Although the comments will probably soon be filled with explanations of how this is a memorial for some person that died because of power-tripping police officers with more bullets than brains, I can at this moment freely assume that this is a birthday party for the child of the mafia. Shit, even I don’t believe that. Anyone know what this is about?