Sports
12.28.
PROUD PARENTS: IN THE NEWS
A 36 year old Grand Chute woman has been charged with felony child abuse after choking her 11 year old daughter not once, but twice. Why would someone choke an 11 year old girl you ask? Because her football team lost. No seriously, the woman choked her daughter in a hotel room after the Packers lost their game against Kansas City. To be fair, it ruined their perfect record.. that justifies choking your daughter, right? Oh! And to show that this woman is pure trash, she’s also been charged with misdemeanor counts of bail jumping and disorderly conduct. Keep reading for the full news story.. › Continue reading
12.11.
PROUD PARENT AWARD
If we ever give one away, this is what it will look like. Can anyone identify this naked statue that’s kicking all these kid’s asses?
11.29.
WII HAVE A PROBLEM
Well, that’s what you get for not teaching your kid how to play a real sport. Take his ass outside and teach him how to play baseball with a REAL bat and a REAL ball. If you had done that, your television from 1972 wouldn’t have a huge hole in it. THAT’S ON YOU!
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