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We need one for our son’s too.
Some of it is pretty good. What does “late” mean to you, etc. Other things, such as being shot, or who your dentist is, are a bit over the fence. Still, it might give the young man something to mull over. (And I certainly wouldn’t want MY parents to take several *years* to decide ifI could date a fellow, but that’s probably hyperbole.)
Too bad my dad didn’t do this. It would have saved me years of misery.
unless a parent plans on hovering around their daughter 24/7, it’s going to be pretty damned hard to keep the boys away.
Just ask her Dad “hey what were your intentions when you met your daughters mother?” If you cant handle your daughters or sons experimenting in sex don’t breed, cause at some point we all do. Because we have no choice were not fish and don’t know from instinct.
Stupid. I prefer teaching my daughters the difference between sex and making love, and that a boy who can’t tell the difference or doesn’t want to know the difference isn’t really ready to make love. Plus, showing them pictures of penises with STDs and saying “If you see one like this, don’t touch it.” That has really helped!! Not only are they more discerning than some of their contemporaries, but they also know to use condoms and what the results can be if they don’t (show them pictures of vaginas with STDs, too)
Yeah…because this is the best way to make sure your daughter gets a boyfriend you approve of. Because of course they’re going to tell the complete and honest truth when they fill it out. “I’m not interested in sex at all.” Yeah, because that’s what every guy says these days. This is a major fail, not to mention a good way for something to blow up in your face. All they need is the payment method and they’d be selling their daughter/pimping her out.
This is sooo stupid….does it also come with the optional sex application or do I get one after im approved?
OMGess!!! Really! Please please please…post this in PDF format. I have 2 daughters!
LOL…but great idea. If that kind of thing was put into law,then we wouldn’t have to worry about our daughters and what could happen if the guy turned out to be a creep or worse.
Wow. Lotta people here taking this wayyyyy too seriously. The form is meant to be humorous people. Lighten up!
Uh, yeah. This is supposed to be FUNNY. It is intended to be HUMOROUS. It is SATIRE. It was written to make people LAUGH. It was not meant to be taken SERIOUSLY. So quit being so SELF-RIGHTEOUS.
i won’t need a form. i got two daughters and a shotgun. get it out and start cleaning it when the boy comes over. make sure to show that one shell has his name engraved on it. works every time.
OMG hahaha i need this if i have dauters un