At work, whenever we have job openings we always mix in some people with really stupid names. And, as expected, all the interviewees with these silly ghetto names were the least competent and had the worst attitudes. It is more of a national tragedy. It’s not the name that really matters, though, it’s the terrible upbringing that usually follows the bad name.
so, there was a lady of the darker verity, was pregnant with twins she was trying to think of a name for the babies, the nurse asked what she came up with. she finally chose lemonjello and orangejello pronounced lamonjelo and oranjelo that’s the best ones i’ve seen thus far, the nurse asked how did you come up with those, she answered cuz that the only shit you people feed me. nice.