Perhaps this is one suited for our friends over at AwkwardMessages.com? Really though, don’t you think that’s an awkward joke to make to your mom?
Son: haha Thanks for that mom…
Mom: I meant a virgin whatever you are drinking. Clean up your thoughts.
Even if you bang your head on that wall so hard that you break it, this memory will never go away.
What you didn’t get to see was Dad stripping off those jeans to ‘I’m Too Sexy’ while rubbing cocoa butter on his nipples.
I’m really having a hard time coming to grips with this whole belly painting thing. Now if someone decided to draw a blue duck, then that would be awesome and I would allow it.