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12.11.

PROUD PARENT AWARD

If we ever give one away, this is what it will look like. Can anyone identify this naked statue that’s kicking all these kid’s asses?

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12.11.

AWESOME COSTUME

With every submission I get more and more excited to have kids just to exploit at Halloween. Hell, I could even use them in a Christmas display. Maybe I should adopt some slaves?
Submitted by Lisa

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12.09.

THE NAME GAME: DENIM & DIEZEL

Toni Braxton said the following about the naming of her boys: “My son Denim, it was supposed to be spelled D-e-n-h-a-m, like Oldham, but when we were in the hospital, in Atlanta, the nurse said ‘how’s little baby Den-ham?’ So we started spelling it like the jean. I changed it to the jean. Some people say it’s French, and some people say it’s English. Diesel – my husband is half German, so Diesel is after, what is it, Rudolph Diesel, who did the Diesel engine? Diesel is a German name.”

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