Proud Mother
04.18.
A MOTHER’S RAGE
Kyle sent in this recording of his mother-in-law leaving a very nasty message on the family answering machine. The reason? Their daughter was misbehaving and was grounded, therefore she could not attend a family dinner(in what appears to be memorium for a deceased brother). Good luck winning whatever custody battle you think you have after this psychotic episode.
Voicemail Transcipt:
21 CommentsYou f$^king inconsiderate, selfish b!tch!
I am getting a lawyer…Im getting a lawyer, and I will see E***********
And I can’t believe that you’re gonna do this- it’s not about fun and who gives a shit if its there…
If its somebody that she’s not gonna be around that she can’t be around its me, its your brothers, its– UUGH!
You f$^king bitch! I’m getting a lawyer and you’re going to be sorry!
This is for Cory, this is for your- dead- brother! And you’re not letting her go because she took an attitude and didn’t wanna listen?!
What shes doing is because she hasn’t seen me, you’re so fucking stupid!
Im getting a lawyer and Im fucking getting that kid one way or the other.
I can’t believe that you’re not going to let her go over to Ma’s to have dinner and cake.
You’re gonna fucking pay for this…you’ll FUCKING pay for this, Amanda!
04.18.
“YOUR SON IS MASTURBATING IN CLASS”
This note could certainly make the front page of our sister site AwkwardMessages.com – make the jump to read the rest of this teachers concerned letter! › Continue reading
04.17.
LULULEMON FAIL: INAPPROPRIATE ADVERTISING
Lululemon has made headlines in the past for being racist and driving their employees to murder each other; but here’s a strange advertisement that was sent in to us. We understand they claim their products were marketed towards mothers – but who on their marketing team thought it was a good idea to compare children to orgasms? It’s just.. creepy. And this coming from a company that thought GirlsInYogaPants.com would tarnish their reputation.