Gweneth Paltrow, you named your daughter after a fruit…not even the fruit with the best name! Buddha’s Hand would have been 50 times cooler.
At least the kid was wearing ear protection at the concert.
At least her name isn’t cumquat.
Kiwi would have been cuter.
Apple is a stupid name…but so is Gertrude
What is worse, is that there are idiots out there that followed this moron.
how about watermellon or maybe bagel?
I would never want to be that poor kid. Not even if it means sucking on Gwyneth Paltrow’s +!+$.
When did bagel become a fruit?
Orange you glad she didn’t name her “Banana”?
Find better things to be irate about than unique names succesful, intelligent and loving parents give to their kids. get your head out if your asses and go do something good for society! get a life.
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